How long does it take to make a pot of coffee? Well in our household on this particular morning it took exactly an hour and a half.
First the anticipation of a steaming cup and a lingering gaze at the empty pot. Interruption... a small bum needs to be wiped and our couch rescued from a bombardment of mini muffins being catapulted and smashed over its entirety. Wipe bum, wipe couch.
Head to cupboard to pull out filter. Interruption...fighting in the back 40, our hallway now a wrestling ring. Break up fight.
Back to kitchen, take carafe to give extra rinse before brewing. Barely unscrew cap. Interruption... must view large collection of plastic animals arranged all across tabletops and dressers and give appropriate exclamations of surprise and amazement. Ooh and Aah appropriately.
Head to kitchen once more, this time manage to put filter in and start measuring coffee. Interruption...small boy has lodged plastic dolphin down sink and subsequently spilled water all over the bathroom floor. Rescue dolphin. Soak up water. Comfort distraught boy.
Carafe now is filled with water, water poured into coffeemaker, ah now the coffee is brewing.
Here's hoping I have time to cream it before it gets cold in the pot or worse yet I forget about it altogether...